Thank You, I grew them myself!!
My Ideal Person:I'm looking for someone that wants to take the time to know me. A guy that I can be myself around. After that I'm looking for someone who wears a uniform (thats hot). There is nothing hotter than a tall man in a uniform. I love short hair. I'm not into hairy chest or backs. No Chewbaccas. Well groomed trimmed or shaved is what I'm interested in. Teeth are a must and so is fresh breath. Trust me on this. No one wants to be with someone that you can still smell their breath after they've left the building. I'm looking for a great sense of humor. Gotta love those stupid humor movies. I'm basically just looking for a nice fun guy who wears a uniform and is tall, has his teeth, fresh breath, not hairy and loves to laugh. Not too much huh?? Why does Howie Long keep coming into my mind here?? Damn hes hot!! Where do I draw the line on age?? I'm told I'm to uptight about the whole age thing. I'm working on that. I'm gonna go with if I'm old enough to be your mom or you're old enough to be my dad thats not gonna happen. I think I've about said it all. Do I sound picky?? Damn right I am. After being married for 22 years I've earned that right. Do I think I'm better than anyone else? Absolutely not. I just know what I'm looking for and not what I'm going to settle with. Which means NO ASSHOLES!!
Sperma Lara
looking for men that I am attracted to, would love to find someone for a long term relationship. I am not looking for a fuck buddy, so if you are, please don't even email me. . I can meet in a bar close to Golden Valley,MN,55416.
Looking for new friends and fun.
My Ideal Person:I am looking for someone who can keep up with my high sex drive. I have been called the energizer bunny (keeps going and going). Someone who knows how to have fun in the bed and out. I am a real redneck girl who is not afraid to get dirty and wants someone who can do the same.
I love sex ! Do you ?
My Ideal Person:A WOMAN who loves to have awesome sex. Standard members can view my profile and contact me
Looking 2 sit on your face
My Ideal Person:Cunt eating Ninja warriors. Taller and older than myself is always a plus. (Ps, any one who wants to spoil me is more than welcome, lol) Personality is always key, please be able to carry a conversation. Your mind will get me wetter than a pic of your cock. I like going out first, and checking the chemistry. If your looking for a hole to fuck: I have a vibrator, can do it myself. I just like outsourcing the job.Yup... if you slip threw my asshole radar, means the batteries are dead. Men I'm not looking for: The guy that can only get attention by picking a fight. That's not sexy unless you want me to squash your nuts.Guys that can't/won't wear a condomMen that think they are God's gift to the People of the World. Correct answer is the orgasm, which by your narcissistic asshole tendencies you only know how to give to yourself.I've been on this site off and on for a few years and I've never replied to Hey baby, lets fuck!The auto emailer guyUnkempt bush guy, I can put your cock in my mouth all the way to the base, but I refuse to get the rug burn on my face.Men looking for a hole to fuck, just move on to someone who wants to be used that way.Bottom line: Getting Cock on Adult FriendFinder is like ordering a pizza, I just prefer quality over quantity. I may be kinky (seriously check out the purity score) as hell but I need to be comfortable with you first. Don't mistake my interest in you for wanting a relationship, the best part about dating is the date.. Are you ready to meet in Golden Valley,MN,55416 right now?
bad girl looks for it:)
I am in my late 20's . I am Bi-sexual and looking for a girl friend. I prefer someone who is closer to my age and single like me.
looking for women only
My Ideal Person:****UPDATE*********I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANY NEW MALE PARTNERS AT THIS TIME.I'm straight/bisexual and looking for women.*Note* If you are married or over the age of 35, please do not message me, I'm sorry, I'm not interested. I'm sure you're wonderful and great in bed, really I am, but just not for me. but enjoy the free view.
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that dangerous unpredictable creature, highly volatile, prone to violent outburst, jeolousy, insult, insecurity, and finally vindictive psychotic revenge is often high on the lists of favourite activities (boy's that's not the list they share with you which contains their usual sugary wants and desires), you see I am a woman, I know what they are like, and I try so hard not to be one of those bitches, but some times you just got to let hell fly huh!
Anyway, your all going to be curious as to why I don't actively pursue women like all you blokes out there, well that's because I don't have to, no not because I already have one, truth is I don't at the moment, but believe it or not I do not consider that a great loss, remember I am married, I am bi I enjoy both, that doesn't mean I am stupid enough to go sticking my boof head into a Lions Den, roflmao I leave that to Hubby, I don't date women, like I said I am not stupid, nor am I suicidal! I have in the past had female friends, and it aint all pretty, I have learnt the hard way after a couple of brazen young gals decided to set their sights on my marriage, boney put the end to any play with them, and so they decided to tell the wives/GF's of half the guys who looked for play online that they knew, that I was screwing their other halves behind their back which couldn't have been further from the truth, particularly since the guys who she were referring too were all on my block list. I then decided that the smooth sweet skin of a lady, the rich heady scent, the oh so moist soft pink bits, are not a must have but a great treat should it come along, and like chocolate it is something to be enjoyed in moderation.
so I leave the den to hubby, and occasionally join him and his playmates, or even borrow one on occasion
Married but looking for affairs with married men
Me, Myself, and I, the sex-a-holic
My Ideal Person:Looking for someone who enjoys sex (obviously). Who likes to try new things and has a decently sized dick I have since had my first orgasm.... which was my original quest from this web site! I found out that I SQUIRT!!! Its awesome!